FUCK

Humans have some odd celebrations these days.

I liked it better when it was all orgies.

You just stumbled upon the royal

rump

treasury.

Have you ever been away from something for so long that you knew you were going to go

overboard

once you got back to it? Of course you have.

Lock your doors, if you think it will help.

My faithful followers…

During my absence, I’ve decided it would be appropriate to rework the royal

style

a little bit.

How have you all been? I’ve been fine, even if the royal rump is somewhat

sorely

unattended as of late. What do you think of that, hmm?

HELLO! Don’t mind me, I’m just chilling with an aspect of SHUB-NIGGURATH, the black goat of the woods with a thousand young!

He/She has SOME very interesting opinions on both gender equality and parenting. I’d have sent you A COLOR picture, but the colors that shine here ARE outside of your CAPABILITY to process. I wish I could have stayed longer, but I had a dinner DATE with Slaanesh. TOODLE-OO~!

Don’t MIND me, just INTERACTING with the youth.

I have cast out what is not mine as the sun rises.

My shape is set.

Good morning. What is my name?

Penance.

Beat none curst wings and bear this demon away nevermore
Pulse not again blasphemed horn, and cast no shroud towards the eyes of the pure

Not one more breath will I take bearing the damned tools of my offense.
I live no longer as a gaunt imitation of light.

Penance.